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看到一篇经典，小转一下。

80后，还记得那些作文必杀句吗？
2008-06-25 16:13:23 本文已公布到博客频道校园·教育分类

（转）不知道现在的小孩子,还会不会用这些句子呢…… 
　　1.“同学们看着清洁的教室,擦着额头上的汗水笑了……”（用于描写大扫除之后） 
　　2.问：“小朋友,谢谢你,你叫什么名字？”（用于扶老人过马路等好人好事之后） 
　　答：“我叫红领巾。”（ 黄金必杀句~~~） 
　　3.小明,小红,小刚,小李,小X…… （其实中国人名字很好起的~,李守银,史三八都是名人呢~~~） 
　　4.“今天天气晴朗,万里无云,我们来到了XX公园春游。首先映入眼帘的是假山。。” 
　　“在夕阳的余晖下,我们依依不舍的离开了XX,我会永远记得这快乐而有意义的一天！” （为什么每次春游回来都要写周记？） 
　　5.“我爱我的家,更爱我伟大的祖国！” 
　　“望着缓缓升起的红旗,我的崇敬之情油然而生” 
　　6.“买东西的时候阿姨多找了２角钱。低头看到胸前飘扬的红领巾,就退回去了。” 
　　再然后就是：我低下头,发觉胸前的红领巾更加鲜艳了 。 
　　7.“今天是我第一次洗衣服,今天是我第一次洗碗,今天是我第一次叠被子,今天是我第一次。。。” （第一次果然都很有纪念价值） 
　　8.“在我的记忆里,有这样一段故事有如最亮的星星一般…” 
　　9.“我的脚象灌了铅一样。。。。”  （知不知道铅是什么东东都要打问号的说）
　　10.“下课了,有的……,有的……,还有的……。我们的课余生活是多么的丰富啊！  （无敌必杀句）
　　11.无数革命先辈抛头颅洒热血,才换来了我们今天的幸福生活,和他们比起来,我的心里惭愧极了……” “五星红旗,是用烈士的鲜血染红的。” 
　　（童年过的真血腥 — —） 
　　12.一天,小强走在上学的路上,一天,王老师骑在下班的路上。。。又是XXX的一天。 
　　（ 好平静的一天。。。） 
　　13.每当遇到困难想退缩时,脑海中忽然闪过XX（张海迪大姐姐等）的身影,比起她我的这点困难算什么。 （显然那时候我们跟他们是完全不认识的,怎么这么爱装熟？） 
　　14.十一届三中全会以来。。。  （相信很多人都不知道那个会讲的是什么）
　　15.烛光下,看着妈妈布满老茧的手那么灵巧的帮我织毛衣,我的泪水再也忍不住流出来”  （没办法，大家的妈妈都是工农兵过来的啦~~）
　　16.红的像火,粉的似霞,白的胜雪！  （除此之外就像没办法比喻了）
　　17.举例子…..牛顿…..爱因斯坦…..居里夫人…..爱迪生…… 
　　（让老师吐血的举例四大名人） 
　　18.不经历风雨,哪得见彩虹？ /若非一番寒彻骨,哪得梅花扑鼻香？ 
　　（描写毅力常用句式。。） 
　　19.怀念我们的老师。。。今天是教师节,老师们是蜡烛,燃烧自己,照亮别人。 
　　他们是“灵魂的工程师”。古诗云：春蚕到死丝方尽。。。。。” 
　　那天。小王老师使尽了全身的力量和我们上最后一节课。。。。可是小王老师只教了我们一个学期就患癌症死去了。。我们是多怀念他啊。。。。（小学时为了感人,很多老师就这样患绝症死了） 
　　20.今天路上捡了1毛钱,交给了pol.ice叔叔。。心里别提有多高兴了。。老师也表扬了我,乐得我一蹦三尺高（顶级经典！）。毛主席说：做一件好事并不难,难的是天天做。。。 
　　21.在灯光下,看着妈妈的白发,我。。。。泪流满面。。我一定要。。。。 
　　（80后的妈妈们基本30多岁就都长白发了）。。。。 
　　22.小红是我的同桌,清秀的眉毛下一双水灵灵的大眼睛,仿佛会说话一般…… 
　　（只要是写眼睛,水灵灵的准没错。。。。）

一边看一边笑，想想好笑。。。童年就是这样过过来的。。。大家都差不多。。。感慨一记^_^

Here are some New Year Wishes for all you guys. All are writen by the famous. I think it will be great to share the wisdom and joy it brings at the beginning of a fresh new year...

New Year Wishes

From Simran Khurana

Wish Your Near and Dear Ones With New Year Wishes From the Famous

When the clock strikes twelve on December 31st, people all over the world cheer and wish each other a very Happy New Year. For some, this event is no more than a change of a calendar. For others, the New Year symbolizes the beginning of a better tomorrow. So, if you look forward to a good year ahead, spread happiness with these wonderful New Year wishes.

Irish toast
In the New Year, may your right hand always be stretched out in friendship, never in want.
Minnie L. Haskins
And I said to the man who stood at the gate of the year: Give me a light that I may tread safely into the unknown. And he replied: Go out into the darkness and put your hand into the hand of God. That shall be to you better than light, and safer than a known way.
Movie: "When Harry Met Sally", Harry Burns
And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Edith Lovejoy Pierce
We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called "Opportunity" and its first chapter is New Year's Day.
Charles Dickens
A merry Christmas to everybody! A happy New Year to the world!
Sydney Smith
Resolve to make at least one person happy every day, and then in ten years you may have made three thousand, six hundred and fifty persons happy, or brightened a small town by your contribution to the fund of general enjoyment.
Anonymous
Your Merry Christmas may depend on what others do for you. But your Happy New Year depends on what you do for others.
William Makepeace Thackeray
Certain corpuscles, denominated Christmas Books, with the ostensible intention of swelling the tide of exhilaration, or other expansive emotions, incident upon the exodus of the old and the inauguration of the New Year.
Aisha Elderwyn
Every new year people make resolutions to change aspects of themselves they believe are negative. A majority of people revert back to how they were before and feel like failures. This year I challenge you to a new resolution. I challenge you to just be yourself.
F. M. Knowles, A Cheerful Year Book
He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool.
G. K. Chesterton
The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul.
John Greenleaf Whittier
We meet today
To thank Thee for the era done,
And Thee for the opening one
T. S. Eliot
For last year's words belong to last year's language and next year's words await another voice. And to make an end is to make a beginning.
Emily Miller
Then sing, young hearts that are full of cheer,
With never a thought of sorrow;
The old goes out, but the glad young year
Comes merrily in tomorrow
Martin Luther
Glory to God in highest heaven,
Who unto man His Son hath given;
While angels sing with tender mirth,
A glad new year to all the earth
Walter Scott
Each age has deemed the new born year
The fittest time for festal cheer
Benjamin Franklin
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each New Year find you a better man.
Edgar A. Guest
A happy New Year! Grant that I
May bring no tear to any eye
When this New Year in time shall end
Let it be said I've played the friend,
Have lived and loved and labored here,
And made of it a happy year.
William Arthur Ward
This bright new year is given me
To live each day with zest
To daily grow and try to be
My highest and my best!
Ella Wheeler Wilcox
What can be said in New Year rhymes,
That's not been said a thousand times?
The new years come, the old years go,
We know we dream, we dream we know.
We rise up laughing with the light,
We lie down weeping with the night.
We hug the world until it stings,
We curse it then and sigh for wings.
We live, we love, we woo, we wed,
We wreathe our prides, we sheet our dead.
We laugh, we weep, we hope, we fear,
And that's the burden of a year.
Charles Lamb
Of all sound of all bells, the most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year.

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  打开水龙头放水。把瓶子里剩下的最后十几毫升泡泡浴液全部射进直线而下的水柱。溅在浴缸底部，飞出无数泡泡。。。酒红色的浴液染进水里，像注入浴缸的红色墨水。颜色慢慢变浅，浮出七彩的泡沫。。。喔！美～～～～

  滚烫的热水里升腾出徐徐白雾。点亮浴霸，天亮了。看清楚镜子里的自己。嗯。。。头发长了，一直犹豫要不要剪，还是过了冬天再说吧。小小的浴室，密闭的空间里，独属于我。此刻，与世隔绝——不在乎。没人会在乎。。。

  衣服早就脱了。笔划笔划，胖了么？好像没有，大概有贴了一点秋膘。水位上升地差不多了，把手伸进去。兹～～烫......水龙头向右转，哗哗～～温暖了，舒服。把脚伸进去。“开水烫活猪”（自嘲一下）。。。手和脚的感觉是不一样的！再等等吧。。。

  终于进去了。另外一个世界。豁然开朗。身边无数的泡泡，好梦幻，好神奇，好可爱，好好玩，好美，白雪公主也没有我美^_^。屁股沉入水底，身子向后仰。睡下了，头靠在浴缸边边上。全身都沉入水里。无数的泡泡围绕着偶，像盖了条雪白的毯子。。。

  把眼镜摘了，发现浴霸太亮。那就闭上吧。听到吱吱地声音，无数地泡泡在耳边破裂，小小的泡泡，像芝麻那么小，那么多。脑子里闪出一个念头“那么多泡泡不就代表那么多梦想么？每破掉一个就代表一个梦想的破灭。此刻，似乎全世界所有人的梦想都在我的浴缸里呢。。。破掉又怎么样呢，能享受被梦想围绕的时刻才是最重要的吧”。。。

  浮起来，带上眼镜。发现自己是如此之白，太白了，比白人还白。。。毛毛又黑又浓，漂浮在水面上，感觉自己好似一大株水生植物。把腿往墙上一蹬，还真的飘荡起来了。“水煮牛肉”（再自嘲一下）。。。荡漾的水儿带动千万颗泡泡一起奏出一段小小的华彩。节奏如此简单，如此轻快，如此美妙。

  把头使劲儿往后仰，使头发都浸入水里。瞬间沾满泡泡，香气扑鼻（葡萄酒味浴液）。水还是热，心跳加快。索性转个身，脸朝下背朝上。眼镜摘掉，看着浴缸底。突发想要入水的冲动，小吸一口气，直冲水里。呼噜噜噜噜，气泡从鼻孔溢出，浮到水面。破裂的声音和之前的完全不一样，它太急促，太粗糙，也许是带着太多二氧化碳的缘故吧。

  水里的感觉太美妙了。双眼紧闭，耳边咕咕做响，感觉似曾相识。好像回到了母亲的子宫里面。那样的安宁，松驰，没有世间的打扰。。。憋不住了，抬起头。咳咳咳。。。水涌进嘴里了。。。葡萄酒浴液那么咸。。。吐吐吐。。。

  脸朝下这个姿势真不赖，有点像游泳的感觉。开始做点小运动。扭扭腰，上下摆动臀部，水开始哗哗作响。。。感觉有点像传教士的体位姿势^_^。。。心想“别把水翻到浴缸外面，否则房东（老爸老妈）要骂的”。。。摆动了一千下（没数过，曹操还三十万小兵诈称八十万呢）。。。爽了。。。

  不知不觉泡了一个小时。手指已经浮肿了，脚趾头上的皮也皱巴巴的了，水也凉的差不多了，泡泡也灭的快没了。用仅有的一漂泡泡洗了洗眼镜。心想“今天真便宜你了，平时都是拿洗洁精洗你的，要是眼镜你会说话的话应该会来一句“晶晶亮，透心凉。”呵呵，手一滑，眼镜掉水里了。好不容易才摸了上来。。。

  把水放了，涂了点洗发水，拿莲蓬头把身上的泡泡都冲去，洗了洗头发，跨出浴缸。身体已经高度缺水，筋疲力尽。擦干身体，喝两杯冷水，晃到卧室，穿上衣服。。。戴上眼镜，往手指吹口热气，无聊地晃晃脑袋，写下一篇小小的“泡泡随想”。。。

Fin

My mind is fried every time I go to Apéro-Philo(哲学讨论会) in l'afs. I thougnt it was an easy topic to discuss about Père Noël(Santa Claus). But it turned out to be a huge mistake... Santa wasn't that easy to mess with...haha...

I am pretty sure that people of our generation had little experience about Xmas and Santa in our childhood. A gentleman in yesterday's discussion raised a very loaded question about Xmas...he brought up the story of "卖火柴的小女孩"...and in this story(which most of us still vaguely remember,right?) a little girl who sold matches was frozen to death on the very day of Xmas, and no Santa, no mercy at all.  (as far as I could remember, that story was meant to "控诉" the evil western society when we were being educated by CPC's brain-washing tool in school) . In this gentleman's mind, he thought that children in the west were poorly treated in the cold evening of Xmas (from the moment he heard it when he was a little boy), and this impression lasted for a long time before he grew up and realized that it was just a sad fairy tale. 

I totally agreed to his idea. When we were children, no Santa, no Xmas, no gifts at all...Even though I am a little bit jealous of today's children who get lots of gifts and toys on that day. But that's not the point. Anyway, Santa is a symbol of joy and hope(agreed by all in the discussion).

Something tougher came...the host raised a tricky question "why do we tell children to believe in Santa even though we know it is a big lie to them?" ...many thoughts were thrown up...all were good..."to keep children happy at the end of the year"..."to policier children"..."to give children hope so that they will keep being good"..."to keep the economy grow"(realistic one,true)..."to release the pressure of life for people"...,etc.

Then another question came..."why should we keep this imaginary character every time of the year? what do we want from believing it?" .....many French attendants gave a lot of great ideas... but pardon me because my listening wasn't good enough to catch all of them...they were speaking so fast regardless that there were Chinese pals listening...

The simplest question is the hardest to answer. Philosophy is very scary to some degree...it hits the deepest feelings of people's reasonings and emotions. The most classic quote I've heard from the host is "apprendre la philosopie, c'est apprendre comment à mourir"(to learn philosophy is to learn how to die)...the moment I heard it, it was like "Wow.....hold on...." . But I began to realize that there was pure wisdom in those words. In religion(christianity of course), priest first tells the "善男信女" " Frère, il faut mourir!" (Brother, it is necessary to die!)...Philosophy is science, it's a subject dealing with ultimate questions, and death is the ultimate question...no one can really answer "what is death?"... and every time we move to such subject... it was like being in hell (kind of fun)...

The last question in the evening was "How to make children believe the lie(Santa Claus)?" Yeah, how can we make others believe in something that we know FOR SURE is not real? A belle française gave a very good idea "to let children know how to make babies"... that is a big lie we keep telling children(when they are curious about where they come from) all the time. If we can stop lying about sexuality(something forbidden?) to children, we can stop lying about Santa.

I kept asking myself "will I tell my children human mating or Santa Claus?" .....I am still not sure...The host implied that children are very intuitive about things that they learn...they accept DEATH better than we adults. So why do we keep lying to them about LIFE?

"To be realistic or to be romantic?" It's a question, Huh...?

Be honest I would suggest...

For quite a long time I had thought Paris was just one of those big cities like Shanghai(crowded, polluted, dirty, stressed, f*cked up). But yesterday a lecture on the city plan of Paris changed my mind. I fell in love with this city for the smell of humanity she is sending out, even though I have never been there. I love the parks the Parisiens have constructed after massive demands for space of green. The lecturer, Maryline Clemens, an American lived in Paris for many years, showed me how free and wonderful the city planning was.

What impressed me the most is the concept of the planning of the whole city(to help people live better) That really clicks with the idea in my mind ( ce qui compte le plus, c'est le confort) " what counts the most is the comfort". The Parisiens attach nature to their daily life A LOT. They are the ones who really live in the "harmonious society". With so many green spaces that themed with arts, sports, fashion, music, literature,etc. all kinds of culture-related things,  people sink into the ocean of joy( living, breathing in fantastic lifestyles). In front of the culture diversity and richness, I am speechless...(compared with the culture desert in Shanghai)

Well,Paris is definitely on my list...It's my kind of city. To Marion and Pierre: I will track you guys down and enjoy the city with you in the very near future. Keep it up, find some nice places for me, and I will see you there...

P.S. I hate Shanghai for the stupid city planning and irresponsible enlargement of the city size. The useless CPC government is making the city a worse place to live DAY BY DAY...soon it's going to be like a real hell... with so much polluted air and poisonous water pumping into our children's lungs and stomachs...TEARS to our children( I am really sorry, if only LORD could help us,Amen)

To be continued...

Metro sexual is so close...

周末，又是一个放纵的周末。。。城市寂寞的男女又要开始狂野的邂逅了。。。

接上一次的话题"GAY"。今天早上在948路上看到一个GAY(I suppose)。并非马上就认出来的。一开始觉得他的头发梳理得还不错。接着仔细打量他的打扮：脖子套了跟带玉坠的金色项链，耳朵上镶了个银色的耳环（应该不算耳环，是那种嵌在耳垂上的，我不知道该叫什么。。。）左手食指扣银色戒指，手腕串了条小手链。 最鲜艳的是那条粉红色的大围巾(oh my Jesus Lord!!)...外套里面是低胸的小T－shirt。他的皮肤黑了点（所以扣分^_^）右手拿手机不时地看着。嘴角会不时噘起来笃俩下（大概是男朋友的消息？呕。。。）然后就是不停地甩头发，甩啊，甩啊。。。一下、两下。。。一站路大概甩了10次有的。。。

旁边站着个女人，但他看上去比那女人还阴柔。他有节奏地用玉手揉头发，小指头还不停地翘兰花指。和他比起来旁边的女人简直是个中性人。。。到站了，下了车。这才看到他的全身。右手拎着个乳白色的女式包包。脚登白色的休闲球鞋。那走路的样子就更娘了。。。臀部的摆动让我想起了动物世界里的母XX...走路时左手还使劲儿往外摆呀摆地。。。好可爱(not really) ，他应该是去上班了吧？这时我的脑海里闪出一个单词。。。。。。“极品”

记得在看NIP/TUCK的时候里面有个女人带个男人去整形。说他是她的BGF。^_^不知道吧？意思是BEST GAY FRIEND（最好的男同性恋朋友）我就奇怪了，怎么会有这样的事情呢。后来慢慢有些明白了。。。男同性恋非常的喜欢打扮。他们的品味大大超过了一般人，极品的男同性恋的品味甚至是时尚潮流的引领者。所以，在LA这样的GAY天堂，女人都要找一个BGF来指导她们穿衣打扮，来跟上潮流。难以想象吧。。。。？

Metro Sexual 有兴趣的人可以去GOOGLE这个词。意思是非常注重打扮，注重生活细节的男人。已经快到了GAY的 程度。或者换言之：除了不是GAY，其他都是GAY。其实是生活有品味的男人的代名词。又有翻译成“都市玉男”的,不过太那个了吧。。。

相比之下，那些打扮男性化的女同性恋就没那么受我喜欢了。几个礼拜前在和朋友吃饭的时候看到好几对女同。。。那中性打扮的女人的品味就差多了。。。短短的男人头，衣服没什么特色，饰品很少。。。土！我记得对朋友说我把她们（他们？）当成空气。。。呵呵，虽然毒了点。 So? go f*ck themselves...（完全没有歧视的意思） this is just how I feel...

to be continued...

早上在纽约时报上看到篇文章.号称已经可以通过药物改变动物的性取向了.简单的来说就是可以让你变GAY你就变GAY,让你变STRAIGHT你就变STRAIGHT...

怪怪龙滴洞...科学有时候真的很吓人...

是英语的文章,对我来说还没什么难度,想看的人电击如下链接http://tierneylab.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/12/11/turning-homosexuality-on-and-off/index.html

算了还是直接贴上来吧...(完全不负任何版权责任)

December 11, 2007,  2:03 pm

Turning Homosexuality On and Off

By John Tierney

Tags: bioethics, homosexuality

What if you could take a drug that would quickly alter your sexual orientation from straight to gay, or vice versa?

To their surprise, neurobiologists have discovered that homosexuality can be turned on or off in fruit flies. They’d known that sexual orientation can be genetically programmed, but they didn’t realize it could also be altered by giving a drug that changes the way the flies’ sensory circuits react to pheromones.

Within hours of the treatment, previously heterosexual male fruit flies would be courting other males, and treatment could also cause flies who had been engaging in homosexual behavior to become exclusively heterosexual, the neurobiologists report in Nature Neuroscience. You can read a summary of it here from the University of Illinois at Chicago, the home of one of the researchers, David Featherstone.

“It was amazing,” Dr. Featherstone said. “I never thought we’d be able to do that sort of thing, because sexual orientation is supposed to be hard-wired. This fundamentally changes how we think about this behavior.”

I asked Dr. Featherstone if it might be possible one day to quickly alter humans’ sexual orientation. Here’s his answer:

Although I am not sure my research is a big step in this direction, I think that ultimately the answer will be: Yes. After all, the goal of neuroscience is a complete understanding of brain function. Understanding in science is typically demonstrated by the ability to control a process.

This morning, I received an email from a transsexual 5 years into her hormone therapy. She told me she regularly modifies her libido and orientation with diet and drugs. She even sent me a scientific reference explaining why her regimen might work. Now that is amazing research.

The question of whether or not homosexuality should be turned on and off is not a scientific question. It is an ethical/societal dilemma. I am glad my work is stimulating the discussion earlier rather than later. History is replete with poorly thought out attempts to ‘cure’ societal/behavioral ‘illnesses’ that turned out, with proper perspective, to not be ‘illnesses’ at all.

So let the discussion begin. I don’t think of homosexuality or heterosexuality as an “illness” to be “cured,” but I wonder how people would use the ability to control sexual orientation — to have a designer libido. Would some people, gay or straight, who weren’t having luck attracting one gender decide to switch to the other? Would some people casually switch back and forth?

Would some social conservatives (like Leon Kass), who normally object to biologists “playing god” and pharmacologists altering “human nature,” change their minds and urge the use of biotechnology to promote heterosexuality? Would some social liberals try to restrict the use of this biotechnology? Would parents, gay or straight, want to regulate their children’s sexual orientation — and should they or their children be allowed to do so?

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